she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
why is half of my head shaved?
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