So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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