I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
false alarm. still invincible.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
