he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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