So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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