Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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