If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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