no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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