No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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