we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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