Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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