a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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