I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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