im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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