My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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