Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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