What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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