drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Reggie can tackle my bush.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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