And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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