Already got asked if we're dating
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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