Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well you can't waste a boner
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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