Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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