a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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