Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Your tits are I can't wait for
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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