question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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