yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon