So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE