Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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