My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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