Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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