some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
