so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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