My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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