I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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