Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
well I can't set my house on fire every night
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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