He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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