I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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