i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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