what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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