He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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I would fuck him just for his dog
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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