honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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