i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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