We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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