my room smells like sperm. sweet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
