Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My bed smells like the plague
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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