We should be called the Road Head Warriors
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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