Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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