So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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