I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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