watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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