is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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