i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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