can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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