Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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