this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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