Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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