so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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