Pants 0. Shit 1.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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