I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I believe in your delicious
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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